How's your sense of humor

If you want to find out, select in each case the option you like best. If you don’t like any of the options, do not write anything down.1. If someone goes to the forest for mushrooms on stilts, he does this:To make it more interestingBecause it is afraid of snakesTo see mushrooms better2. If a person selling beer suddenly asks someone from the line to bring him lemonade, he does this:Because he wants to drink something better for his moneyTo make the queue laughBecause I got on the right track3. Your colleague fell asleep at work. You:Call your boss to wake himWhile he sleeps, go drink coffeeSlam the door loudly4. In the tram you met a pretty girl (boy). She (he) refuses to see you. You answer:Nice to meet youOkay another timeAnd why?5. A random passerby asks you to give him 50 cents, you answer:You read my mindUnfortunately, my salary is only in 10 daysWhy do you need them?6. You came across an ad: "I am changing the Volga anyway for what." You think the person who posted this ad:He wants to see who gets caughtProbably does not know where to put the moneyYou are crazy7. If in a crowded tram someone stepped on your foot and continues to stand like that, you will tell him:The foot you stand on is mineMaybe we will change places?Kindly move8. At the climax of the detective, the television screen suddenly goes blank. Do you think this:A great opportunity to come up with your versionCompletely naturalPoor technical work on television9. If the numbers crossed out on the ticket that you forgot to send won in the sports lottery, they are:Missed chance;Your bad luck... and in general life failed10. Away you are treated to the fact that you do not love. And you:Eat with a smile and say that the mistress of the house is just an “artist” in cookingYou will eat in such a way that everyone will understand: you do it through powerGive up